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I love the google portals quote of the day !

Todays reads : "It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars."
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Absolutely fucking disgraceful.


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Methinks someone is running a bit scared....

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Jesus fappin christ..

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> I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. > - Marcus Brigstocke at the Assembly Rooms
> Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
> - Jimmy Carr
> The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm > bears.
> - Chris Addison at the Pleasance
> My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most
> of our family holidays in Customs.
> - Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon
> The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be
> sh*tting herself.
> - Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance
> My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I
> was never smacked as a child ... well, maybe one or two grams to get me > to sleep at night.
> - Susan Murray at the Underbelly
> My mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to Wolverhampton when
> I was two, 'cause they wanted me to sound like a tw*t.
> - Susan Murray at the Underbelly
> You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you,
> because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite
> flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening ...
> Self-raising?"
> - Addy Van-Der-Borgh at the Assembly Rooms
> The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and
> punched someone in the face.
> - Jeremy Limb, at the Trap
> I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought
> the obvious one was "Shout For Help".
> - Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert at the Tron
> Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along.
> Turned out it was a bloody hoax.
> - Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance
> Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a
> winner and a loser at the same time.
> - Demetri Martin at the Assembly Rooms
> A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".
> The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs. Why don't you go
> join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a
> plumber".
> - Steven Alan Green at C34
> Hey -you want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda.
> - Brendon Burns at the Pleasance
> I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've
> already got one!"
> - Norman Lovett at The Stand
> It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
> - Chris Addison at the Pleasance
> I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation -but I'm not
> very good at it.
> - Arnold Brown at The Stand
> If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
> tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
> They're trained for that.
> - Milton Jones at the Underbell
> Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President:
> "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed sir."
> "OH NO!" cries the President,
> "...but how many is a brazillion?"

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Why have we lost so many legends this year ?

Why is it always the good people who go.

He's up there with Lennie right now, I guess.


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County map
I've visited the counties in yellow.
Which counties have you visited?

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by permission of the Ordnance Survey.
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I love embrace.. they make such uplifting music. Ashes is such a great singalongy song. :-)

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Jesus fucking christ.. what is wrong with these 'tards ?


Chop his fucking hands off. He won't do shit again. wanker.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.. it makes me fucking mad !

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